Debate Over Drugs For ADHD Reignites

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Ritalin Added To Coffee and Cigarettes As Things That Stunt Your Growth

The Washington Post reports on a study that says that kids that take tons of mood altering drugs don't end up any more normal, just shorter.

New data from a large federal study have reignited a debate over the effectiveness of long-term drug treatment of children with hyperactivity or attention-deficit disorder, and have drawn accusations that some members of the research team have sought to play down evidence that medications do little good beyond 24 months.

The study also indicated that long-term use of the drugs can stunt children's growth.

So just give them a pack of Camels and a daily latte espresso to calm them down to get the same effect.

Cop Makes Arrest In Bathroom After Smelling Crack

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What Else Would You Expect To Smell?

Of course the actual CBS/AP article is referring to crack cocaine.

The Cecil County Sheriff's Office said a deputy about to take a bathroom break at a gas station smelled crack cocaine and made a quick arrest.

I knew Wawa's carried a lot of convenience items, but that is ridiculous.

(h/t to Gawker)

Phelps Admits to 'Regrettable' Marijuana Use

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White Punk On Dope

The Washington Post tells of swimmer gold medalist Phelps apologizing for puffing a bong.

Olympic swimming champion Michael Phelps acknowledged using "bad judgment" and engaging in "regrettable" behavior a day after a British tabloid published a photo in which Phelps appeared to be using marijuana.

He's got to do something to build up an appetite if he's going to eat 7,000 calories a day.