Showing posts with label economy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label economy. Show all posts

Thursday, March 5, 2009

GM Auditors Wary About Auto Firm's Future

or
The Accountants Are Always The Last To Know

The Washington Post reports on the troubled car makers pre-mortem:
Auditors for General Motors today said there is "substantial doubt" that the struggling automaker will remain financially viable and able to continue operating, raising doubts about whether the company will have to declare bankruptcy or can continue to qualify for Treasury Department loans.
The auditors may be confused, but the customers seem to have already decided.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Treasury Overpaid for Bank Assets in Bailout, Oversight Panel Says

or
Government Played For Sucker Again.

The Washington Post reports that federal bank bailout guys paid too much.
The investigators concluded that the Treasury under the federal bailout had invested $254 billion into companies but the preferred stock it got in return had a market value at the time of only $176 billion, or 69 percent of what the government paid, according to a congressional oversight panel report scheduled to be released today.
And that doesn't include the overdraft/ATM/service fees. Face it, the gummint got ripped off no matter what they paid or else why would the bank sell them anything. All this bailout is doing is letting the banks rip us off at wholesale prices instead of retail.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Exxon shatters profit records/Economic Signs Turn From Grim To Worse

or
Good News/Bad News for Exxon Stockholders. Just Bad News For The Rest Of Us

The Washington Post says that not only is the economic handbasket hell-bound, the road is getting steeper.
The accelerating pattern of grim indicators has led up to a report scheduled for release this morning on U.S. economic performance in the final three months of last year. Many economists think the economy shrank by as much as a 6 percent annual rate -- that would be the worst quarter for the economy since 1982 -- and they see little potential for growth until later this year.
But not all the toy boats are circling the drain. As CNN reports some companies seem counter-cyclical:
Exxon Mobil made history on Friday by reporting the highest quarterly and annual profits ever for a U.S. company, boosted in large part by soaring crude prices.
Bring your pitchforks, tar, and feathers up to the refinery guard shack for the protest.

(partial h/t to the ever-alert ScottyNuke)

Friday, January 23, 2009

Geithner Says China Manipulates Its Currency

or
Why Crap At Wal-Mart Is So Cheap

The Washington Post is reading the tea leaves to say that the Obama Administration is taking a harder stand with China by stating the obvious.
Timothy F. Geithner ... signaled a more confrontational approach toward China, bluntly stating that the new administration thinks Beijing is "manipulating" its currency and it will act "aggressively" using "all the diplomatic avenues" to change China's currency practices.

China's control of the value of its currency, the yuan, has been a friction point for years, with some economists saying Beijing has kept its currency artificially low to keep the prices of its goods cheap and generate trade surpluses
You need an undervalued currency to keep all that poisoned pet food and all those lead-tainted toys affordable.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Circuit City to Close After Failing to Find a Buyer

or
Surprise! Crappy Store Goes Out Of Business

The New York Times finally hears the other shoe fall for the crummiest consumer electronics chain in the country:
Circuit City, once a bellwether American retailer, is going out of business for good, stripping the nation of its second-largest consumer electronics chain.

The company, which filed for bankruptcy protection in November, said Friday that it would liquidate its stores and other assets.

{snip}

“We are extremely disappointed by this outcome,” said James A. Marcum, vice chairman and acting president and chief executive of Circuit City Stores Inc. He called the liquidation “the only possible path for our company.”
Did he look into getting a cash advance on his Bank of America or Citibank credit card? Seriously, I had forgotten they were still in business, which must have been part of the problem.

Bank of America, Citigroup Post Major Losses

or
Banks Crap On And Cheat Customers, Pay The Price

The Washington Post notes another mile marker on the road to total financial collapse.
The dismal results from Bank of America and Citigroup showed the depth of the recession during the last three months of 2008, and suggested that the economic situation is getting worse. Both companies reported that losses on products such as credit card loans were not just growing but accelerating.
Since all their customers are broke, both banks have decided that extracting blood from turnips would make a better business strategy.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Economy Made Few Gains in Bush Years

or
Unless You Owned Exxon or Haliburton Stock

The Washington Post puts numbers to what everybody already knows.
President Bush has presided over the weakest eight-year span for the U.S. economy in decades, according to an analysis of key data, and economists across the ideological spectrum increasingly view his two terms as a time of little progress on the nation's thorniest fiscal challenges.
In the category of "Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?" a Bush economic adviser vainly looks for a silver lining anywhere.
"It does look like a great eight years, aside from the last quarter, unfortunately," Edward P. Lazear, chairman of Bush's Council of Economic Advisers, said in a recent interview. "In the long term, things look good."
Well, the Titanic was making great time right up to the iceberg. And didn't some economist once say that in the long term we're all dead?

Friday, January 9, 2009

Worst year for jobs since '45

or
Ask Your Great-Grandfather What He Did After The War

CNN says that the job market has never been worse in the lifetime of anyone not eligible for Social Security.
The steep annual drop in jobs marked the highest yearly job-loss total since 1945, the year in which World War II ended.
We had Hitler, Tojo and the atomic bomb to blame for that labor slump. Who do we pin it on this time?

Saturday, January 3, 2009

U.S. Debt Expected To Soar This Year

Front page story on the Washington Post:
...the national debt is projected to jump by as much as $2 trillion this year, an unprecedented increase that could test the world's appetite for financing U.S. government spending.
As they say, seven hundred billion here, seven hundred billion there, pretty soon you're talking real money.