Favre will retire from NFL

or
Deja Vu All Over Again

From Sports Illustrated:

The 39-year-old quarterback told the New York Jets on Wednesday that he was retiring after 18 seasons, ending a record-setting career in which he became one of the NFL's all-time greats.

Maybe this time it will take.

(h/t to to NDN's top tipster ScottyNuke)

Phelps Admits to 'Regrettable' Marijuana Use

or
White Punk On Dope

The Washington Post tells of swimmer gold medalist Phelps apologizing for puffing a bong.

Olympic swimming champion Michael Phelps acknowledged using "bad judgment" and engaging in "regrettable" behavior a day after a British tabloid published a photo in which Phelps appeared to be using marijuana.

He's got to do something to build up an appetite if he's going to eat 7,000 calories a day.